What a wonderful world

Girl : Semalam time aku gi cafe ader 2 orang Pak Arab buat simbol2 lucah kat aku. Siot tul.

Aku : Simbol apa?

Girl : Simbol lucah la. Ko tau la aku. Suka pakai baju seksi2. Nampak tetek semua kan? Paham2 jer la.

Aku : Ha Ha Ha. Cakap la dier buat simbol apa?

Girl : Tak mau la cakap. Tapi nak jer aku pegi kat diaorang. Tanya tak belajar agama ker?

Aku : Tah tah nanti diaorang yang tanya balik kat ko. Pasal apa ko pakai baju seksi2 - tak belajar agama ker?

Girl : Oit nih tetek aku. Suka aku la nak pakai baju seksi ker tak. Diaorang sibuk2 tuh buat apa?






And i laughed and laughed and laughed.

Question #1

What is the difference between TRUTH and PAIN?

It's how we SPELL them.

That's it. Period

Bush, Blair & Mom

Bush : I hates cat.

Blair : My mom said that if we hates cat we will be re-born as mice. How lame that joke is?

Bush : Its no joke. She's right.

Blair : You're crazy.

Bush : I know. So do you.

Blair : Huh? Me?

Bush : Yeah, you. That's why they sent us to this mental institution in the first place, right?

Blair : Huh?

Bush : At least that's what they told me.

Blair : ...

Bush : ...

Blair : Maybe we should skip the dinner and sleep early tonight.

Bush : ...

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Just. Fresh. New. Start.